"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
girl: come over bae
me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead
girl: i’m off my period
i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers
I COLLABORATED WITH A PRODUCER NAMED XO AND WE’RE RELEASING A SONG SOON CALLED “HOLDIN ON” AND IM SO EXCITED
i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
"I just really like to draw disney princesses"
*forgets tiana but includes rapunzel merida elsa scrappy doo and a honda civic*